- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.
#how to summon satan
Oh my god.
I feel the need to vomit
this is the theme song of every nightmare I have ever had
This actually is the sound you hear when the gates of hell open. I’m pretty sure it’s also what’s playing when the sea opens up and the Craken bursts out of the depths to consume us all. No but seriously, WHY is it that bad when they both sound so good?
My soul is crying.
stain3dglasseyesandcolorfultears:
what
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can i join
no
The return of Juan Direction
omg
pissing omfg
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
imagine if there was a chemistry fandom and people shipped elements with other elements and then other people were like NO THAT ONLY FORMS A COVALENT BOND IONIC BONDS ARE BETTER and they have ship wars over sodium chloride and sodium carbonate
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
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